lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust
lusers' attitudes
SYNOPSIS
lart
[
-usetool
] [
-bBfFgklp
]
<lusername>
DESCRIPTION
lart
adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon
their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the floor
to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8). Running
lart
with the appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser to
run away screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser
buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.
OPTIONS
-use tool
Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the enviroment
variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default value will be
used, which is set at compile time
-b
Used to increase the size of your lart
-B
The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all their processes.
If used in conjunction with
-p
this will also cause syslog to make entries proving that
<lusername>
was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll
-f
Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session. Provided primarily
for testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with
-B
-F
fsck<lusername> as a raw device. Note that this option has not been
tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers
-g
Graphic violence. Uses
curses
to monitor
<lusername>
during the beating.
-k
Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not highly
recommended. Can only be invoked once per
<lusername>